Former bartender who got tired of making other people’s nights memorable and decided to do magic instead. Would rather gouge his eyes out than use AI photography or talk about his “personal brand journey.” Collects unusual perspectives like most people collect streaming subscriptions. Has probably served you a drink or pulled a card from behind your ear at some point in your life. Thinks most podcasts are just people who love the sound of their own voice, so decided to make one where he could take the piss out of himself instead.
Spent his twenties off his face in underground clubs before somehow blagging his way into a corporate career. Now builds digital businesses from Vietnam because the UK weather is shit and taxes are worse. Got tired of being hungover all the time so swapped pills for push-ups and beer for protein shakes. Still occasionally wakes up in cold sweats thinking about that time he headbutted someone in a nightclub and nearly went to prison. Watches Western culture implode from a safe distance while his kids grow up speaking Vietnamese better than he does.
